abracadabra.

Helloooooo:) My name is Tristan. I'm 17. High School Early Grad. & Whatever elseeeeeee!

punkukulele:

half of me is like ‘lets get a billion tattoos and wear killer heels and sharp eyeliner and red lipstick and leather jackets and dye my hair super bright colors’

and the other half is ‘lets wear pastel dresses and cardigans and ballet flats and play ukulele and wear cute jewelry’

and i think that pretty much sums up my entire existence

(via avenger-doctor-castiel-holmes)

dewgongo:

how to be a lil bitch:

  1. look like u
  2. act like u
  3. smell like u
  4. dance like u
  5. talk like u
  6. u

(via pizza)

sailorsenshiharuka:

what if age of ultron is like introducing wanda and pietro and it’s like

"the maximoff twins are mu[cut to another scene]"

and then later there’s a fighting and someone goes

"oh god she’s a m[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]"

and then in the aftermath someone’s like

"so you guys are [CAR HORN]ts huh?"

and it just keeps going through the whole movie

(via avenger-doctor-castiel-holmes)

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

(via avenger-doctor-castiel-holmes)

ohyeselifresh:

my neck

my back

my pizza

and my snacks

(via pizza)

fyesdylanobrien:

Tyler Posey and Dylan O’Brien at the 2014 MTV Movie Awards

(via richielizard)

bettycrockerfanclub:

last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story

(via pizza)

what is your face + sebastian stan

(Source: waywardzombies, via littoralbones)